I recently hosted a brunch for my girlfriends. I'd just gotten a waffle iron, deep fryer, and Keurig (among other kitchen-y things) for a my birthday. So what other way to break in my new-new and fatten up my friends, than to invite them over for a brunch. (We'll discuss the logistics of planning brunch later.)
I made WAY too many waffles. Like, a whole stack so offensive that it would make terrorists' hate for us go from the orange area into a shade of crimson that would warrant a war on our soul. Can't have that! Anyhow, once the ladies left, I was left with this huge stack of waffles. What to do? What to do?
Fling them outside to the disrespectful deer? Find a homeless shelter? Save them for myself?

