Any Obama Church Fans...Yet??

I'll admit up front that I haven't seen the inside of a church in more than a minute.  Not too much a fan of the organized religion.  Sure, I believe in God and maybe even Heaven and Hell.  Even got my own Bible laying around the house.  But I have so much trouble suspending all common sense and following someone else's interpretation of the Bible.  To be honest, the Bible reads like a fairy tale to me.  It's like, if all of humanity was destroyed except a small group, they could find a copy of the Bible and a Harry Potter book and not know which one is a religious text.  But that's just me.  Please refrain from trying to save my soul in the comments section.  Simply pray for me in private.  Thanks!